First nets session of the season is today, I’m hungover, tired and feel quite drowsy. This could be a problem! Expect pictures of bruises later today. Glad we had a little practice in Jeffo’s living room yesterday, my bat is however slightly bigger than a role of clingfilm!

Everyone know the man and the song? For those that don’t, here is the song on Youtube. In that case we can begin.

Muttiah used to bowl it legit, but then he realised you can’t beat the bat, like that.
You’ve gotta bowl on, with your arm half cocked.
It doesn’t make a difference if you chuck it or not.
You’ve gotta avoid Aussie umpires for life and give it a shot.

Whoa he turns it square, whoa where is Darrell Hare,
it’s not fair he’s chucked it all year, whoa bring back Darrell Hare.
Bring back Darrell Hare…

See Youtube for Darrell Hare reference…

The best content is thought up in the pub, and this insert is no different. I will be publishing the lyrics for a number of songs sang by the Barmy Army whilst they are out there enjoying the cricket. The songs are sponsored by Chief “Lovejoy” Wiggum, aka he is a member of the army, and kinda Barmy too!

There are already a load of them posted up on the Barmy Army website, songs here, lets hope I can get a few that aren’t!

Excitement building, just sent hundreds of emails about Wednesday cricket… the season is coming!